Thought Catalog is my new crack 

I vote Ryan O’Connell for poet laureate of my soul

went for a run today

now drinking a protein shake

like a proper one with fruit and milk and protein powder

damn when did I get so healthy

me gusta

my new glasses came in the mail today

omg headrush

threat level head to the rush

I remember feeling like this when I got glasses in 6th grade

perhaps this means that they are too strong

BATES’ WIFE IS THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD EVER 

Downton Abbey has the best cast in the universe. How in the fuck are these people evoking such visceral responses?

I would like to start a fanclub for Michelle Dockery’s eyebrows 

all applications can be sent to my ask box

First day of class 

I love science and science teachers. These are persistent truths of my life. Gah. Why didn’t I realize long ago that this was my true calling?

Resolutions? 

• sleep earlier
• computer less
• homework more
• read books
• do quidditch
• join dance
• clean things
• veggies
• reduce mountain dew
• retainers

I get confused when people apologize for something being nerdy

Like wait why that’s not something that requires an apology

I’m in the most rambly, inane, bubbly, hyperactive mood right now 

but just my brain

allll I want is to let my fingers whiz across the keyboard

I pity my friends victims