iRamble.

After 10 hours worth of a hellish chem all-nighter, the guy who...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:37:29 -0400

After 10 hours worth of a hellish chem all-nighter, the guy who worked at the library’s starbucks ran after me when I left to tell me that I look pretty and to ask for my number. I look like this right now. Random guy, I seriously question your taste.

badafro: I much prefer natural girls. girls who dont wear make up. whose diet consists mostly of...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 06:05:46 -0400

badafro:

I much prefer natural girls. girls who dont wear make up. whose diet consists mostly of soil and mulch. maybe they have an elk as a steed. still use primitive flint based weapons. never seen a lighter before.

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 15:03:03 -0500

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over

editorialhedgehog: brainlessandbackwards: brainlessandbackwards: Notice how all of humanity has...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 14:31:00 -0500

editorialhedgehog:

brainlessandbackwards:

brainlessandbackwards:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

#wrath of Pluto

Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools

toopunktofuck: schwoozie: [x] vulgar old people voting is...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 13:46:36 -0500

toopunktofuck:

schwoozie:

[x]

vulgar old people voting is relevant to all of my interests

this is da best

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Sat, 10 Nov 2012 13:43:52 -0500

bryarly: liamdryden: rocketfists: lexcanroar: WHHHHHHHHY Pag...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 19:58:38 -0500

bryarly:

liamdryden:

rocketfists:

lexcanroar:

WHHHHHHHHY

Paging Liam.

already queued it but maaaannnn

I saw this and moaned out loud.

OMFG

marylikesbirds: ahaha my college is great my house needs this

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:50:09 -0400

marylikesbirds:

ahaha my college is great

my house needs this

carlottathedragonwhore: scruffylookinnerfherder: freetheboobs: Imagine being free all the time....

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:48:35 -0400

carlottathedragonwhore:

scruffylookinnerfherder:

freetheboobs:

Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob.

#I don’t know what I was expecting

#I should have known by the url

filthy-goddamnhorrorshow: mattsmithian: nar-wh4ls: My life has been going down hill ever since...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:47:08 -0400

filthy-goddamnhorrorshow:

mattsmithian:

nar-wh4ls:

My life has been going down hill ever since they discontinued the wonderball

#BUT THEN SOME DUMBASS KIDS STARTED CHOKING ON THE CANDIES INSIDE #IDIOTS #YOU’VE RUINED THE WORLD FOR THE REST OF US #I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF#COULDN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO BITE INTO A FUCKING WONDERBALL JESUS CHRIST #THAT WASN’T AN UNSAFE CANDY THAT WAS NATURAL SELECTION

THAT WASN’T AN UNSAFE CANDY THAT WAS NATURAL SELECTION

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Sat, 25 Aug 2012 03:26:47 -0400

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Mon, 20 Aug 2012 17:38:46 -0400

pricksatmywindow: i hate how people just expect that youre going to finish school and get an office...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:38:48 -0400

pricksatmywindow:

i hate how people just expect that youre going to finish school and get an office job and meet someone and settle down and have children and a dog and drive a mazda because i dont want any of those things especially a mazda

Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:38:31 -0400

Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:

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Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:38:22 -0400

unemployed-in-greenland: This is my favorite political cartoon...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:38:03 -0400

unemployed-in-greenland:

This is my favorite political cartoon of all time.

census has a census of humor

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:37:55 -0400

census has a census of humor

taintedtreasure: BASICALLY TUMBLR.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:37:08 -0400

taintedtreasure:

BASICALLY TUMBLR.

yes

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:34:43 -0400

yes

lord-kitschener: jamaicanbobsledteam: THEY PUT THE DISCUS IN A...

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 13:04:51 -0400

lord-kitschener:

jamaicanbobsledteam:

THEY PUT THE DISCUS IN A REMOTE CONTROLLED MINI COOPER TO GET IT BACK TO THE ATHLETES

Wow, they really are taking nothing seriously.