March 2012
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"Look like a lady, think like a man."
holdinghope:
theprophet-chuck:
Am I the only one insulted by this? I see women posting things like this all the time, and it’s fucking ridiculous.
When did we decide that men have a monopoly on intelligent thought? You know you’re insulting yourself when you say this stuff, right?
Commentary.
January 2012
39 posts
applebright:
i’m going to graduate with a major in procrastination and a minor in eating
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“Richter magnitude, quick but dirty”
– My geology professor’s PowerPoint slide label
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“Don’t be thinking that your kid would do a bunch of bad stuff. Your kid...”
– Sarah (my bestie)
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Thought Catalog is my new crack
I vote Ryan O’Connell for poet laureate of my soul
Threatening New Bill. Worse than SOPA/PIPA. This... →
moriarteaisreal:
nobodyfuckswithmrshudson:
bannakaffalatta-proud:
pockytardis:
razzledazzy:
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pantskit:
tsarcasm:
this is so absurd that i honestly thought it was a joke until i clicked the link to find out that people in our government are reallythat stupid
are you fucking kidding me
what the actual fuck
SAVE THE PORN.
STOP TRYING TO CONTROL THE INTERNET YOU...
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colfergasmic:
SOPA and PIPA abandoned....
heruut:
cosmostrekker:
blameitonthesilence:
mazzathestrange:
http://www.businessreviewusa.com/technology/pipa-and-sopa-co-sponsors-use-facebook-to-abandon-bills
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went for a run today
now drinking a protein shake
like a proper one with fruit and milk and protein powder
damn when did I get so healthy
me gusta
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“And they’ll laugh and laugh at your expense, all while claiming to still love...”
– Ryan O’Connell, “How to Screw Your Life Up After College” for Thought Catalog
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my new glasses came in the mail today
omg headrush
threat level head to the rush
I remember feeling like this when I got glasses in 6th grade
perhaps this means that they are too strong
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You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring
“Bombshell: 2012 is not going to be the year you magically get your stuff...”
– Ryan O’Connell, “Let’s Make Some Bad Decisions Tonight” for Thought Catalog
lexcanroar: a couple of people have told me off... →
lexcanroar:
elzapan:
lexcanroar:
a couple of people have told me off today for continuing to express my opinions. they’ve said that it’s “annoying”, and that I “attack” anyone with an opposing view to my own.
firstly, this is all in response to me talking about sexual harassment and rape culture. apparently it’s “annoying” for…
Firstly, I don’t condone the sexist attitude that men have...
Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
bbcity:
machistado:
1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at...
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BATES' WIFE IS THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE ENTIRE...
Downton Abbey has the best cast in the universe. How in the fuck are these people evoking such visceral responses?
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I would like to start a fanclub for Michelle...
all applications can be sent to my ask box
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First day of class
I love science and science teachers. These are persistent truths of my life. Gah. Why didn’t I realize long ago that this was my true calling?
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"Words only have the meaning that YOU assign to...
stfuconfederates:
And yes, you, a 16-year-old white schoolchild is going to single-handedly change the meaning of a word, when the actual meaning of the word has been set and reinforced by 500 years of white supremacy.
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“Realizing that other people have a problem with [homosexuality] was the weirdest...”
– Daniel Radcliffe (via holymotherofrowling)
Daniel…
(via fearthereaper)
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Resolutions?
sleep earlier
computer less
homework more
read books
do quidditch
join dance
clean things
veggies
reduce mountain dew
retainers
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I get confused when people apologize for something being nerdy
Like wait why that’s not something that requires an apology
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I'm in the most rambly, inane, bubbly, hyperactive...
but just my brain
allll I want is to let my fingers whiz across the keyboard
I pity my friends victims
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ruv compliant facebook chatty friends
Friend: hey
Me: hey now
hey now
this is what DREEEEEAMS are made of
Friend: xDD
and now i have music stuck in my head
a disneyathon sounds good right now
Me: omg old skool disney
lets go
we could watch every season of lizzie mcguire
and then the movie
Friend: oooo i like it
how do we do this?
Me: teh magic of torrents
alas, there are few venues for this ye old disney partie
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went to the optometrist today.
asked about constant freakishly dilated pupils.
according to doc, they’re not actually dilated.
apparently normal people have 3mm pupils,
4mm is considered above average
so what they’re saying is
if someone has large pupils, it’s almost always 4mm
…
mine are 6mm.
…
w-t-f
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My new headphones are broken
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I ADORE mornings
I have a tendency to stay up late and forget this. When I don’t have adequate amounts of sleep, mornings are heinous and I’d rather die in a fire than get out of bed.
Not when I’m well rested (or perhaps have stayed up all night. don’t judge. STOP JUDGING)
I’m in the bestest mood evah.
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December 2011
106 posts
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the actors on General Hospital are flawless at...
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Me: what do you call a typography enthusiast's paradise?
Me: fontasy
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I find it laughable and irksome that so many...
ex. Actual quotes:
1. “remember, Jesus is the reason for the season”
2. “My Savior was born today & has blessed me abundantly”
1. Before Christianity ever slapped its name on December 25th, a pagan festival took place on that very date in order to celebrate the winter solstice (which just so happens to fall on December 25th). Christmas has, in turn, adopted many of...
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WILL ARNETT AND AMY POEHLER ARE MARRIED?
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