January 2012
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“Richter magnitude, quick but dirty”
– My geology professor’s PowerPoint slide label
Jan 27th
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“Don’t be thinking that your kid would do a bunch of bad stuff. Your kid...”
– Sarah (my bestie)
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Thought Catalog is my new crack
I vote Ryan O’Connell for poet laureate of my soul
Jan 23rd
Threatening New Bill. Worse than SOPA/PIPA. This... →
moriarteaisreal: nobodyfuckswithmrshudson: bannakaffalatta-proud: pockytardis: razzledazzy: himapapaftw: pantskit: tsarcasm: this is so absurd that i honestly thought it was a joke until i clicked the link to find out that people in our government are really that stupid are you fucking kidding me what the actual fuck SAVE THE PORN. STOP TRYING TO CONTROL THE INTERNET YOU...
Jan 21st
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Listencolfergasmic:
Jan 20th
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SOPA and PIPA abandoned....
heruut: cosmostrekker: blameitonthesilence: mazzathestrange: http://www.businessreviewusa.com/technology/pipa-and-sopa-co-sponsors-use-facebook-to-abandon-bills  
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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went for a run today now drinking a protein shake like a proper one with fruit and milk and protein powder damn when did I get so healthy me gusta
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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“And they’ll laugh and laugh at your expense, all while claiming to still love...”
– Ryan O’Connell, “How to Screw Your Life Up After College” for Thought Catalog
Jan 16th
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my new glasses came in the mail today omg headrush threat level head to the rush I remember feeling like this when I got glasses in 6th grade perhaps this means that they are too strong
Jan 15th
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ListenYou’re Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring
Jan 15th
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“Bombshell: 2012 is not going to be the year you magically get your stuff...”
– Ryan O’Connell, “Let’s Make Some Bad Decisions Tonight” for Thought Catalog
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
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lexcanroar: a couple of people have told me off... →
lexcanroar: elzapan: lexcanroar: a couple of people have told me off today for continuing to express my opinions. they’ve said that it’s “annoying”, and that I “attack” anyone with an opposing view to my own. firstly, this is all in response to me talking about sexual harassment and rape culture. apparently it’s “annoying” for… Firstly, I don’t condone the sexist attitude that men have...
Jan 14th
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Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
bbcity: machistado: 1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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BATES' WIFE IS THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE ENTIRE...
Downton Abbey has the best cast in the universe. How in the fuck are these people evoking such visceral responses?
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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I would like to start a fanclub for Michelle...
all applications can be sent to my ask box
Jan 10th
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First day of class
I love science and science teachers. These are persistent truths of my life. Gah. Why didn’t I realize long ago that this was my true calling?
Jan 9th
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"Words only have the meaning that YOU assign to...
stfuconfederates: And yes, you, a 16-year-old white schoolchild is going to single-handedly change the meaning of a word, when the actual meaning of the word has been set and reinforced by 500 years of white supremacy.
Jan 9th
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“Realizing that other people have a problem with [homosexuality] was the weirdest...”
– Daniel Radcliffe (via holymotherofrowling) Daniel… (via fearthereaper)
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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Resolutions?
sleep earlier computer less homework more read books do quidditch join dance clean things veggies reduce mountain dew retainers
Jan 5th
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I get confused when people apologize for something being nerdy Like wait why that’s not something that requires an apology
Jan 5th
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I'm in the most rambly, inane, bubbly, hyperactive...
but just my brain allll I want is to let my fingers whiz across the keyboard I pity my friends victims
Jan 4th
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ruv compliant facebook chatty friends
Friend: hey
Me: hey now
hey now
this is what DREEEEEAMS are made of
Friend: xDD
and now i have music stuck in my head
a disneyathon sounds good right now
Me: omg old skool disney
lets go
we could watch every season of lizzie mcguire
and then the movie
Friend: oooo i like it
how do we do this?
Me: teh magic of torrents
alas, there are few venues for this ye old disney partie
Jan 4th
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went to the optometrist today. asked about constant freakishly dilated pupils. according to doc, they’re not actually dilated. apparently normal people have 3mm pupils, 4mm is considered above average so what they’re saying is if someone has large pupils, it’s almost always 4mm … mine are 6mm. … w-t-f
Jan 3rd
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My new headphones are broken
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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I ADORE mornings
I have a tendency to stay up late and forget this. When I don’t have adequate amounts of sleep, mornings are heinous and I’d rather die in a fire than get out of bed. Not when I’m well rested (or perhaps have stayed up all night. don’t judge. STOP JUDGING) I’m in the bestest mood evah.
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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the actors on General Hospital are flawless at...
Dec 30th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Me: what do you call a typography enthusiast's paradise?
Me: fontasy
Dec 25th
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I find it laughable and irksome that so many...
ex. Actual quotes: 1. “remember, Jesus is the reason for the season” 2. “My Savior was born today & has blessed me abundantly” 1. Before Christianity ever slapped its name on December 25th, a pagan festival took place on that very date in order to celebrate the winter solstice (which just so happens to fall on December 25th). Christmas has, in turn, adopted many of...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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WILL ARNETT AND AMY POEHLER ARE MARRIED?
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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I wish I had a snowglobe
Dec 22nd
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3.29 gpa
and I will likely never take 16 credits evah again
Dec 22nd