applebright:

i’m going to graduate with a major in procrastination and a minor in eating


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“Richter magnitude, quick but dirty” — My geology professor’s PowerPoint slide label



“Don’t be thinking that your kid would do a bunch of bad stuff. Your kid would be responsible because it would be YOUR kid and you’re a responsible person. You gotta have a little more faith in the eggs that are in your vagina right now.” — Sarah (my bestie)



thezombieharlot: daily-tumbles: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. i could dig it.  Seem’s legit tbf Something doesn’t seem right, guys. doin it I have to reblog this every time I see it.  i love the fact theres more and more guys doing it ahahah! :D Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do I definitely know someone who would do that 

thezombieharlot:

daily-tumbles:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Something doesn’t seem right, guys.

doin it

I have to reblog this every time I see it. 

i love the fact theres more and more guys doing it ahahah! :D

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

I definitely know someone who would do that 

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Thought Catalog is my new crack 

I vote Ryan O’Connell for poet laureate of my soul



Threatening New Bill. Worse than SOPA/PIPA. This Bill Entitled "The Protecting Children from Internet Pornographers Act of 2011" Is a Bill with overly broadened language that greatly threatens all of us. "under language approved 19 to 10 by a House committee, the firm that sells you Internet access would be required to track all of your Internet activity and save it for 18 months, along with your name, the address where you live, your bank account numbers, your credit card numbers, and IP addresses you've been assigned." 

moriarteaisreal:

nobodyfuckswithmrshudson:

bannakaffalatta-proud:

pockytardis:

razzledazzy:

himapapaftw:

pantskit:

tsarcasm:

this is so absurd that i honestly thought it was a joke until i clicked the link to find out that people in our government are really that stupid

are you fucking kidding me

what the actual fuck

SAVE THE PORN.

STOP TRYING TO CONTROL THE INTERNET YOU DUMBFUCKS

This dumb fucking shit is getting really old.

^^

Agreed

seriously

get over it

you can’t control/own the internet

AJ’s tried.

And he’s smarter than all of you dumbfucks trying to own the internet.

that last one ^

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SOPA and PIPA abandoned…. 

heruut:

cosmostrekker:

blameitonthesilence:

mazzathestrange:

http://www.businessreviewusa.com/technology/pipa-and-sopa-co-sponsors-use-facebook-to-abandon-bills

 

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went for a run today

now drinking a protein shake

like a proper one with fruit and milk and protein powder

damn when did I get so healthy

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