“Look like a lady, think like a man.” 

holdinghope:

theprophet-chuck:

Am I the only one insulted by this? I see women posting things like this all the time, and it’s fucking ridiculous.

When did we decide that men have a monopoly on intelligent thought? You know you’re insulting yourself when you say this stuff, right?

Commentary.

(via kmofreak)

applebright:

i’m going to graduate with a major in procrastination and a minor in eating

“Richter magnitude, quick but dirty” — My geology professor’s PowerPoint slide label

“Don’t be thinking that your kid would do a bunch of bad stuff. Your kid would be responsible because it would be YOUR kid and you’re a responsible person. You gotta have a little more faith in the eggs that are in your vagina right now.” — Sarah (my bestie)

thezombieharlot:

daily-tumbles:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Something doesn’t seem right, guys.

doin it

I have to reblog this every time I see it. 

i love the fact theres more and more guys doing it ahahah! :D

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

I definitely know someone who would do that 

(Source: flightlessmajesty, via catcadaver)

Thought Catalog is my new crack 

I vote Ryan O’Connell for poet laureate of my soul

moriarteaisreal:

nobodyfuckswithmrshudson:

bannakaffalatta-proud:

pockytardis:

razzledazzy:

himapapaftw:

pantskit:

tsarcasm:

this is so absurd that i honestly thought it was a joke until i clicked the link to find out that people in our government are reallythat stupid

are you fucking kidding me

what the actual fuck

SAVE THE PORN.

STOP TRYING TO CONTROL THE INTERNET YOU DUMBFUCKS

This dumb fucking shit is getting really old.

^^

Agreed

seriously

get over it

you can’t control/own the internet

AJ’s tried.

And he’s smarter than all of you dumbfucks trying to own the internet.

that last one ^

(Source: jewfullness, via kmofreak)

colfergasmic:

(Source: peetanderson, via sociopathicdorito)

SOPA and PIPA abandoned…. 

heruut:

cosmostrekker:

blameitonthesilence:

mazzathestrange:

http://www.businessreviewusa.com/technology/pipa-and-sopa-co-sponsors-use-facebook-to-abandon-bills

 

(via mylifeisablogpost)

(Source: fwips, via lexcanroar)