After 10 hours worth of a hellish chem all-nighter, the guy who worked at the library’s starbucks ran after me when I left to tell me that I look pretty and to ask for my number. I look like this right now. Random guy, I seriously question your taste.
I much prefer natural girls. girls who dont wear make up. whose diet consists mostly of soil and mulch. maybe they have an elk as a steed. still use primitive flint based weapons. never seen a lighter before.
do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
vulgar old people voting is relevant to all of my interests
this is da best
already queued it but maaaannnn
I saw this and moaned out loud.
ahaha my college is great
my house needs this
Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob.
My life has been going down hill ever since they discontinued the wonderball
#BUT THEN SOME DUMBASS KIDS STARTED CHOKING ON THE CANDIES INSIDE #IDIOTS #YOU’VE RUINED THE WORLD FOR THE REST OF US #I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF#COULDN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO BITE INTO A FUCKING WONDERBALL JESUS CHRIST #THAT WASN’T AN UNSAFE CANDY THAT WAS NATURAL SELECTION
THAT WASN’T AN UNSAFE CANDY THAT WAS NATURAL SELECTION